sum wacky quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for anHour, and it seems like a minute.
THAT'SRelativity.- Albert Einstein
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working The moment you get up in the morning and does notStop until you get into the office.- Robert Frost
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's There to appreciate it.- Franklin P. Jones
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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain The success of those we don't like?- Jean Cocturan
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what Matters is whether I win or lose.- Darrin Weinberg -------------------------------------
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will Remember you when he isIn trouble again.
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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand Wrong answers.
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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it Creative problem solving.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know Where to shop.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, Neither does milk.
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to Shoot them.
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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
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The number of people watching you is directly Proportional to the stupidity of your action.